GUILTY

Donny, the twice-impeached former president of the United States of America; who lost two consecutive popular votes; who watched his duct-taped-together-NYC-business come crashing down due to massive fraud and owes more than half a billion dollars; who owes almost 100 million dollars (so far) for losing another case related to abusing a woman in a department store; the creepy old man who grabs women by the p$%@y because they ‘let him’; who has cheated on all three of his wives; who called the pandemic a hoax and suggested the solution involved ingestion of bleach, letting the virus rage and kill one in 300 citizens, many his loyal followers; who denies data-supported, human-caused climate change; who stacked the Supreme Court to take away women’s right to make personal decisions about their health; who lies every time he opens his mouth; who can’t stay awake while on criminal trial; who becomes clearly more senile by the day; who turns on his allies when they are no longer useful to him; who doesn’t pay his legal bills; who bows down to dictators; who has been called an imbecile by former staff; who allegedly instigated and fanned the flames of an insurrection on our government on January 6, while watching it play out on TV and encouraging his army to kill the vice president; who allegedly tried to change the results of an election in Georgia in a coordinated, yet failed, conspiracy prior to that January 6; and who allegedly stole classified documents after he was pushed out of office by the massive roar of the voters, has been found GUILTY and convicted of covering up payment to a porn star who claims to have had sex with him while he was married to his third and current wife and then cooking the books to hide the story and save his campaign for president in 34 felony counts.

He was the first president to do many unethical, ignorant, and self-serving things. He was a common criminal before he became president. By taking on that office, the snake-oil-salesman-flim-flam-man lost the smoke and mirrors, left without a corner in which to hide. Scrutiny revealed his prior (and recent) crimes and now a jury of twelve of his fellow New Yorkers, his peers, has found the weak old man guilty, officially promoting this crook to a convicted felon.