Things I cannot do

Juggle four balls

Type without looking at my fingers

Type with all my fingers

Write a novel in order

Water ski

Play the tuba

Eat oysters

Lift an elephant

Sleep the whole night

Stay up late

Tell a joke

A chin up

Care whether you agree

Memorize historical dates

Stand bad drivers

Complete a crossword puzzle faster than Kate

Facebook

Keep a plant alive

See up close

Man the remote control

Yawn enough

Miss a deadline

 

 

 

 

 

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