Typical yuppie that I am, I love Publix. I will drive way out of my way past BiLo and PigglyWiggly (really, this is the south) in order to get to my Publix. The store is clean and bright. The people are friendly. The prices are ridiculous. The bread is amazing.
But, then, they released this coupon and my delusions were shattered. Superman was unmasked. Santa pulled off his beard. Barney took off his head.
(THIS must be the decimal that the Bojangles guy dropped!)